The less you know, the sounder you sleep.
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I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.
Anonymous (via fluffynips)

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Duuuuuuuuude, I’m drunk And I just wanna 👾👾👾👾

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

Dudes be like “I don’t chase bitches, I chase money.”
I be like "Run faster my nigga cuz you still broke." (via sexxxpensive)
Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re in love or you’re partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something.

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i love this!!!

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