cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

Don’t you get it? I broke my rules for you and then you broke my heart.
Midnight thoughts (what’s wrong with us)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)


hi im here to ruin everything 

I think I’ve always been half out of my shell and half in. Sometimes I can be extremely wild and sometimes I can be extremely shy. It just depends on the day.
Emile Hirsch (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

(Source: emilixx)


you see the problem is i want a job so i can make money but i also don’t want to miss out on anything i want to do or even move in general 

(Source: spoof)


Feelings suck and I don’t remember signing up for them.


I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

I’ve never loved my home as much as I do this very moment.